Flying Eggs!!

Muni. Grr... Muni! Muni is either fantastically in tune with when I am going somewhere, or they just mess up so horribly that it takes forever to get anywhere. On my way home last night, I arrived at the Van Ness Muni Station at 9:30PM. I walked down the stairs stairs through the fare gates and down to the platform where there is a giant monitor telling you when the next outbound trains are coming. So, L- train 58 minutes!! Screw that, K-train 72 minutes!!! M- train 3 minutes. SCORE!

When the train arrived it was packed like sardines, but I jammed myself in the train, tried not to breath, and off we went. After the Van Ness Station, the J and N trains branch off in the south and north direction, allowing the underground congestion to ease up and often the trains catch up! I really did not feel like walking 10 minutes in the cold so I hopefully glanced at the monitor. Grrr 72 min for the L- train, 92 minutes for the K-train and 24 for the M- train. So walking it was!

Walking down Ulloa I notice what things smashing into the sidewalk and I am like what the?? I realize they are eggs!!! I tried to chase after the car, and screamed to the next victim, "Get his license plate number!!" But, the egg bandits where too fast and sped off!!

I called 911-- hopefully they captured to evil eggers!